Another sad story

Turd Once upon a time, there was a boy named Bruno. He really loved this girl named Natasha. At school, he followed her to all of her classes and always tried to sit beside her. Whenever the other kids in school made fun of her or talked behind her back, Bruno would defend her. One day, Bruno was standing next to his locker when he saw Natasha walking down the corridor. He just looked at her, that’s all he did. She turned and saw him looking at her and said, “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU UGLY TURD?” Heartbroken, Bruno ran out of the school and didn’t come back. The next morning, he didn’t turn up for classes. Natasha didn’t care that he was gone. She barely even noticed his absence and acted like everything was just normal. About 6 weeks later, Bruno turned up at school, but he wasn’t the same. His friends noticed a big change in him. He was unusually quiet and always had a funny look in his eyes. Also, he always sat alone. Natasha saw him sitting by himself in the cafeteria and said, “LOOK EVERYONE! THE TURD’S BACK!” Bruno just sat there as everyone laughed and laughed at him. His eyes started to water, so he covered his face. All Bruno could hear was Natasha saying, “AAAW! IS THE LITTLE TURD GONNA CRY? HAHAHAHAHA…” The next day, the whole school gathered to go assembly. Bruno stayed back in his classroom to have some private time. About 5 minutes later, Natasha walked into the classroom. She was crying. Bruno decided to ask what was wrong She just glared at hime and said, “F*** OFF! I DON’T TALK TO UGLIES!” Bruno sat back down. Suddenly, a crazed man with a gun ran through the door. He saw Natasha and pointed the gun at her. “I just escaped from the prison for the criminally insane!” he shouted. “I need money to buy abus ticket to Mexico! Empty your pockets!” Shaking like a leaf, Natasha, emptied everything out of her pockets but she had no money. The man grew angry and was about to pull the trigger, when Bruno suddenly tackled him and wrestled him to the ground. They started to fight for the gun. Suddenly, a shot rang out. The man struggled to his feet and escaped through the open door. Natasha looked down and saw Bruno lying on the floor in a pool of blood. “Why did you do it?” she asked, tears streaming down her face. “Why did you save me after everything I said to you?” As the life ebbed from his body, Bruno looked up at her and replied, “Why do you care why I did it? I’m just a turd.” With that, Bruno closed his eyes and died. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Shared from (Book of Jokes). Download the app here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bookofjokes.app and you will forever be smiling just like me, because the app has the most hilarious jokes ever.

A sad story

Mother and Child Late one evening, a married couple were driving down a dark country road, which served as a shortcut across a mountain. The narrow road curved dangerously and the thick fog that covered the valley made the journey a bit treacherous. Suddenly, they saw a woman stumble out into the middle of the road. The husband slammed on the brakes and came to a stop right in front of her. The woman’s clothes were bloody and she was waving frantically. The couple got out of the car to see what was wrong with her. The bleeding woman explained that she had been in an accident. Her car had skidded off the road and rolled down the cliff. She told them that her child was still stuck inside the wreck and begged them to help. Despite the heavy fog, the husband scaled the steep cliff and made his way to the bottom, guided by the cries of the child. There was an adult slumped over the steering wheel, but the man could see the person was beyond help. Using all his strength, he forced the boot open, then reached in and rescued the baby. Holding the child against his shoulder, he climbed back up the hill with great difficulty. He reached the top, eager to reunite the mother and child, but he realized that the woman was nowhere to be seen. When he asked where the woman had gone, his wife told him that she had followed him down to the scene of the crash. Leaving the crying child with his wife, the man made his way back down the steep incline. He checked the front seat and found the dead person still slumped over the steering wheel. When he moved the dead body to look at the face, he was shocked to discover that it was the woman who had flagged them down. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Shared from (Book of Jokes). Download the app here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bookofjokes.app and you will forever be smiling just like me, because the app has the most hilarious jokes ever.