*looks over floor plan*

*realises there is a uneccessary stair case there*
Me: WTF? Why is that there? Is there another floor i dont know about?
Layout: Oh do you mean these stairs?
Me: No i mean the stairs that are on the outside. They arent even connected to the basement.
Layout: Well they`re th-
Me: I KNOW THERE THEY`RE IM ASKING WHY?!?!!?
Layout: Well i dont know its not on my  floor plan-
Me: Please for the love of god tell me you are not a unfinnished house plan.
Layout: I am f-
me: Then where do the stairs LEAD?
Layout: Well they might-
Me: They dont lead to the patio you should know that you would have to show that-
Layout: THEN THAT MEANS IT LEADS TO THE ATTIC!
Me: No. First off you would have to show the attic layout.
Layout: I DONT KNOW OK?!?!?!
Me: THEN FIGURE IT OUT! My GRADES DEPEND ON IT!!!!
Layout: NOT-
Me: YOUR ROOMS ARENT EVEN ALL MEASURED! I HAVE TO ESTIMATE, GUESS, AND CALCULATE SIZES!!! SO FIX YOUR GOD-DAMN FLOOR PLAN AND HOUSE LAYOUT OR SO HELP ME!!!!
LayOut: EEEP!
Layout has fled!
Me: GET BACK HERE YOU MORONIC PIECE OF PAPER!!!!!
-----------
20 minutes later~~~~
*looking through for another house*
Teacher: Hey arent you doing this house you printed out?
Me: Look at the layout and tell me what the hell is wrong with it.
Teacher: Unmarked staircase?
Me: Bingo!
Teacher: Hmm...well....
Me: None of the stairs are measured...NONE OF THEM....
Teacher: Well give me a minute
Me:...Sigh...I wish i choosed a different layout. oh well time to get to work.